[Oh. Oh no. Don't cry, Sam! Now it's Dio's turn to feel like an ass. Dio rushed in to grab at Sam's shoulders, pecking at his face with little kisses.]

Shhh, Sam...! It's okay, we aren't dating! I said it was complicated. [And it is! It is very much complicated.]

Truth is, I don't even think he cares for me, but. Yes, it's complicated.