It's true. The idea of exchanging cash out for more legitimate currency really does strike me as overly complex. Thankfully, we do have some advantages over the natives in this regard.

I can certainly come up with what is needed. I'll move the product just as soon as it hits my hands, and we can discuss my cut after the fact.

[Really, the money was just icing on the cake. Dio enjoyed sowing chaos just for the fun of it, and it wasn't as if he wasn't getting something out of the arrangement.]