IC Inbox/ DIO's Diary

[dioception]

[It is easy enough to send a private message to DIO, but anything written here would be visible only to recipients and to those who hold his book in their hands.]
{I'll pretty this post up more in the future}

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[dioception]

Yeah, whatever.

[He goes to squeeze at Sam's hand then, just a little.]

I just fucked up and made you worse.

[sugoooi]

[ ...AWW, DIO. Sam actually looks surprised for a split-second there, but a blink later and it's gone and Sam's the one squeezing his hand hard. ]

You didn't know! It's okay--really. Mikado said I threw everything up right away... I wasn't hurt or anything.

[dioception]

[Why does the damn kid have to be so earnest? It always makes Dio act like an idiot.]

Wh-why didn't you tell me about Mikado, anyway?!

[sugoooi]

[ To be fair, he sometimes does that to himself too. ]

E-eh?? Wat about Mikado...? That he was coming over? [ Or... ]

[dioception]

No that you were dating him!

[OBVIOUSLY, Sam!]

You were supposed to be mine!

[sugoooi]

I--what??? [ Dear god talk about out of left field... Sam doesn't even know what to do with that declaration, other than stare up at Dio in complete befuddlement. ]

But...you.... What?!

[dioception]

[Sam, this has been a long time coming, you ate just oblivious.

HUFF.]

SAM. You've been toying with me all along. Am I just some sort of sex toy to you?!

[Ah yes. Here we see the resurgence of Dio saying things that no one can be certain of the seriousness of.]

You're breaking my heart.

[sugoooi]

[ YEAH...and actually if anything Sam would have thought he should be the one asking that of Dio if it'd been a few weeks ago. But like this, now?? After the last two??

Sam sputters at the accusation. ]

I--n, no...! You're my friend! FRIEND. Wh-what about Jonathan, I thought you--??? [ Oh my god did Dio like-like him this whole time?? How could he even, when he doesn't even know the difference between different kinds of likes and loves?? ]

[dioception]

[Sam was so flustered! It just made Dio laugh, a large hand slapping down on Sam.]

Oh, come on now, Sam. You know I've no heart to speak of.

[Being around him did make the aching void of nothingness inside of him go numb, but Dio wasn't sure why. He assumed it was the sex.]

And what of Jonathan? What I have with him is unique, as is what I have with you.

[sugoooi]

[ Yeah, about that question of who uses who for sex...

Sam jumps under the clap of the other's hand, looking more and more confused by the second. ]

??????

But--you like...him? As in. Um. Doing stuff and wanting to be a-around him right???

[dioception]

[Dio's turn to be confused now. He tilts his head to a side, but gives Sam's shoulder a squeeze.]

I guess. But what does that have to do with anything? I can enjoy sex and companionship from Jonathan and you as well. Having one does not diminish the other.

[sugoooi]

Wait, so....are you saying you wanna date me, or no?

[dioception]

[Ugh! Why did he have to put it that way?! Dio doesn't date. I mean he COULD, but he doesn't.]

Perhaps I would like to court you. Hmph!

[sugoooi]

You can't date someone who's already dating someone else though! [ Come on Dio HOW MUCH DOES HE HAVE TO TEACH YOU. ]

[dioception]

Of course you can!

And besides, I already told Mikado I'd have you, but that I wouldn't take you from him to do it. He seemed to be alright with that.

[sugoooi]

He what?! [ MIKADO WHAT ARE YOU DOING ]

[dioception]

Yeah, he said it was fine. [Alright so maybe he said it was Sam's choice, but he didn't exactly object when Dio straight up told him that he wanted to collect the both of them.]

[sugoooi]

[ Dio you really need to explain yourself better instead of making it sound like Mikado is A-OK with sharing him with Dio dating-wise. ]

He said you could c--trying to date me?!

[dioception]

[That is definitely where he is taking this, ok.]

Yes. He said I could have you both. [SMILE SMILE SMILE. That wasn't exactly the conversation, but it was close enough to Dio.]

[sugoooi]

W--wait! But I didn't say you could have him too...! [ He worked so hard and waited so long for Mikado to say they could date, and now he's just...giving Dio permission too??? ]

[dioception]

I've had him for a long time, Sam. You're just lucky I'm letting you have him.

[WINK]

[sugoooi]

Y....you two are dating?!

[dioception]

[Was that really the only kind of relationship that Sam could think of?]

It's complicated. [Going to just go ahead and not say that he claimed ownership of Mikado as a blood donor.]

[sugoooi]

[ D I O you are making things so much worse??? ]

But I...he... [ Sam is starting to look kind of heartbroken here Dio W2G ]

[dioception]

[Wow why was Sam so upset? Dio hasn't even said anything mean.]

He's a good enough kid. He'll make you happy, I guess. [Because he has to say something nice about Mikado here, right? Though he doesn't really believe for a moment that he actually cares for Sam, so he wouldn't say that.]

And he's very important to me too, so you'd better take good care of him.

[Okay that one was just a joke. Though he supposed he DID tell Masaomi that he'd protect Mikado, so maybe that'd help him do that.]