What makes you think that reproduction is the way to happiness?
I have doubts that your mute fish wife would be capable of being such. Really, with the top half as a fish, she would have no lungs and would thus need to spend all of her time in the water, where she'd most certainly be slaughtered because frankly she's an abomination that has no right existing in this world and the one glassy eye I can see already begs for death.
Option A might not allow you to have children with your less mute fish wife, but it would mean that she could occasionally venture onto land with you and build your quiet utopia while providing you with fish from the ocean. You could enjoy the fruit of her labor rather than the fruit of her loins, all while having a companion that you could pose such inane questions to and actually get intelligible answers from.
Besides which, a lifetime of possible blowjobs is worth much more than having a child.
Now Pucci, tell him to stop tormenting you or I'm going to turn him into a fish head mermaid.
Dio just met him and he hates him
I have doubts that your mute fish wife would be capable of being such. Really, with the top half as a fish, she would have no lungs and would thus need to spend all of her time in the water, where she'd most certainly be slaughtered because frankly she's an abomination that has no right existing in this world and the one glassy eye I can see already begs for death.
Option A might not allow you to have children with your less mute fish wife, but it would mean that she could occasionally venture onto land with you and build your quiet utopia while providing you with fish from the ocean. You could enjoy the fruit of her labor rather than the fruit of her loins, all while having a companion that you could pose such inane questions to and actually get intelligible answers from.
Besides which, a lifetime of possible blowjobs is worth much more than having a child.
Now Pucci, tell him to stop tormenting you or I'm going to turn him into a fish head mermaid.