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[dioception]

"I, DIO, do not have the time or care to answer. Leave your message and leave me be."

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Dio just met him and he hates him

[dioception]

What makes you think that reproduction is the way to happiness?

I have doubts that your mute fish wife would be capable of being such. Really, with the top half as a fish, she would have no lungs and would thus need to spend all of her time in the water, where she'd most certainly be slaughtered because frankly she's an abomination that has no right existing in this world and the one glassy eye I can see already begs for death.

Option A might not allow you to have children with your less mute fish wife, but it would mean that she could occasionally venture onto land with you and build your quiet utopia while providing you with fish from the ocean. You could enjoy the fruit of her labor rather than the fruit of her loins, all while having a companion that you could pose such inane questions to and actually get intelligible answers from.

Besides which, a lifetime of possible blowjobs is worth much more than having a child.

Now Pucci, tell him to stop tormenting you or I'm going to turn him into a fish head mermaid.

so you're saying i need to find every reason to drag odin and dio together again

[14words]

well we wouldn't want that. from what i gather of all this he wouldn't have much hope of a fulfilling love life as a fish head mermaid.
thank you for your help in these matter, my friend. i think we've come to a satisfying answer.

oh, also he seems to be quite stricken by your 'lifetime of possible blowjobs' comment and now agrees with your assessment.
something about just adopting a dog.

ABSOLUTELY

[dioception]

Of course he does. I am a master of debate.

[That was kind of a joke but also he was a lawyer for a reason.]

Any time, my friend.