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[dioception]

"I, DIO, do not have the time or care to answer. Leave your message and leave me be."

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audio;

[baetiful]

It seems as though we were victorious. What do I owe you, my friend?

[text]

[14words]

Thoughts, my friend? I thought you would be the more knowledgable source than I in these matters.

following the topic of mermaids and fish-women, sent at an ungodly hour for human children

[tropism]

Dear Mr. Brando,

If in the film The Little Mermaid, King Triton has seven daughters for the seven seas, would their mother be called the Dead Sea?

Sincerely,
Giorno Giovanna

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[shadowglitter]

Hello, old friend of Enrico Pucci's.
Deseperately erect heterosexual with a fundamental misunderstanding of the pros and cons of fathering a child.
He with the foolish notion that one must not, under any circumstance, mix one's seed with the supple anatomy of a woman blessed with the gill-bearing visage of a fishy fish.
It is I, Odin Dark, Scion of Heroes, He of the Shadowed Veins, Ethereal Light in the Ephemeral Darkness.

I've decided out of mutual respect for Enrico Pucci, we would do well to get along.
So, what is it that you like?
Bribery? Compliments? Blackmail? Physical intimacy, either violent or sexual? The gift of death, as I tear your mortal coil asunder with my sweet rainbow sword?
What do you need for us to become besty best best friends? BFFsies? BOSOM BUDDIES.
My hand is displayed and the deck is ready to be shuffled.

[text] it is time

[14words]

dio, did you have sex with whitesnake?

audio

[h2no]

Dio? Hi, uh, we spoke once before, I don't know if you remember me--

[not a good start. fuck.]

Sorry for calling you when it's still daylight. It's about Pucci, if you could get back to me when you're up. Thanks.

audio;

[baetiful]

[ Baelish is here to lay out the facts. If they want to win, they have to play a little dirty. ]

I've spoken to quite a few people. The odds seem to be against you, my friend, and in favor of Padme Amidala. I would recommend sending out gift baskets to a good majority of the imPorts with the simple message to vote for you. It is amazing how a little bit of a gift can change the minds of many. They will also greatly appreciate you having taken the time to send them something so personalized.